We have all heard our share of conspiracy theories in this life. BE it regarding politics, politicians, celebrities, celebrities with politicians, movies, real life, aliens, government, international politics and what not, we have all had pretty much of an earful when it comes to conspiracies oh and also, how can we forget sports events and stuff like that right? Now while some conspiracy theories might actually stand a chance when it comes to a face off with reality but most of them are so ridiculous and so obvious a way for the media (be it print or electronic) to gain some attention that all we want to do when we hear them is laugh our heads while rolling on the floor (yes we know you are all aware of a more profane version of this particular phrase). So here today, we will bring to your ten of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories ever!
10. Elvis Presley is Alive
The first ridiculous theory that we have to report on our list of the ten most ridiculous conspiracy theories ever is the fact that some people actually believe that the death of the music king Elvis Presley is was staged and that he is still alive. How preposterous is that? Of course it is the die hard fans of Elvis Presley that believe so and are insistent that the king of pop is not dead! What we believe to be the reason behind this is the fact the fans do not have the heart to digest the fact that their sun and moon (a phrase we stole from the Game of Thrones) is dead! What would the world come too when the fans of Micheal Jackson would stand up and claim he isn’t dead? What is even more worrisome is what would happen if they go on a hunger strike till he doesn’t emerge? More on this later!
9. Marilyn Monroe was Murdered
The next most ridiculous conspiracy on our list is regarding Marilyn Monroe. A lot of people believe and it has been in newspapers all over the world that Marilyn Monroe was murdered. We cannot say that this is an unbelievable conspiracy theory simply because when such high profile celebrities are concerned, such things often happen since there is a lot of jealousy and hidden agenda’s in this business. But in Marilyn’s case, the conspiracy is quite not true and therefore ridiculous. She was linked with several high profile politicians as well and although we wont be naming names, we would go ahead and say that it was conspired that the politicians had her killed due to some affair that went bad! To cut to point- Marilyn died of causes other than murder!
8. The Alien Takeover
Now we are definitely sure that once you listen to what we have to disclose in this blown-wide-open-already conspiracy you will literally roll on the floor laughing. Now what people say is that Hollywood has made so many movies regarding an Alien invasion because they have a very real fear (one which they are supposedly not informing the public about) that there soon would be an alien invasion (remember Area 51 and UFOs and all) and the government wants people to know what to do if something like that happens. So basically what they are proposing is that the movie are sort of like a drill in anticipation of what might actually happen! Our response: like we were all waiting for the Apocalypse on a certain date of December in a certain year when the Mayan calendar supposedly ended? Oh please!
7. Technological Invasion
Another very similar theory to the one we presented above and at par in levels of idiocracy as well is this next one on our list of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories ever! Some people are hell bent upon convincing people that the world would soon be taken down due to a technological invasion. They claim that what was depicted in the movie series called “The Terminator” will actually come true and all the investment that the world has put into developing technology and getting this advanced would only result in self generating technology and then the robots would take over! We can only raise our eye brows as high as possible and then roll our eyes!
6. KFC causes Men to be Impotent
For this next theory, do we really need to point out that this one is also another ridiculous conspiracy theory? Long story short, no, KFC does not cause any fertility issues in men or women!
5. Hitler and the Nazi’s Control the Aliens
Ok so here is another one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories ever! There is a sect of people, a cult or a faction whichever you prefer (they should actually have their own name) and this particular set of people seem to believe that space was conquered by Hitler in the year 1942 and they succeeded to built a battle base on the moon! Come to think of it, don’t you think Hitler would have performed a lot well in World War II if he had moon to earth target missiles? And it doesn’t stop there, it continues on to say that all the UFO’s and those things in Area 51 were sent down by the remainder of the base on the moon! We are really unable to contain ourselves like seriously!
4. The Bermuda Triangle and Invisible Forces
We all know about the mystery that surrounds that Bermuda triangle is true and it is also true that ships and planes and people have disappeared around that place but it certainly is not true that invisible enemies are at work there! It has something to with the geography of the place but definitely not invisible enemies.
3. LaToya Jackson
Here comes another crazy one from crazy fans all over the world! The fans claims that Micheal Jackson is parading around in his sister’s disguise and never died! What do you make of this one eh? (sheepish admission is that the sister and the pop star do look amazingly alike even for siblings!)
2. Bill Clinton was a Robot
The next ridiculous conspiracy on our list states that Bill Clinton (we all know who he is) was a robot or a humanoid! To cut to the chase we would like to say that this is so not true and utterly ridiculous as it already sounds, by far there are no humanoids in the government anywhere in the world no matter what the movies might tell you.
1. Watch out for the Eye
Last but not the least, we have the conspiracy surrounding the weird eye in a pyramid symbol! Well since we have already reached the end of our list of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories, all we would like to say in this respect is that watch out for the eye symbol and as soon as you find it on some product or during some opening ceremony of a sport or where ever, immediately take cover! These instructions do not apply to people with the minimum level of common sense required!